What the fuck is turkey bacon? I mean, isn't a pig a pretty core component in the bacon'ing(?) process? No turkey, you can't be bacon, you're a turkey. Be original and quit trying to follow the crowd of meat based food enhancers.
Next week's topic: What the fuck is chicken fried?
Thread: Random Thought Thread
11-18-2011, 09:00 AM #19541
11-18-2011, 09:14 AM #19542
My throat seems to have cleared up mostly. Checked the paper, and there's an EDM festival going on this weekend, with some synth heavy performers tonight. Everything is looking up.▵
11-18-2011, 09:58 AM #19543
Las night my car got towed from the parking lot where I purchase monthly parking. The reason? They "couldn't read" my permit. When I looked at the impound lot (after paying $228.00 to get my car out), sure enough, the date was partially obscured by dark part of the corner of my car window. BUT, one could clearly see that it didn't expire until December. I've been parking there for over a year. You'd think they could give a long-time customer the benefit of the doubt, but I guess that's not the way they run things.
11-18-2011, 10:12 AM #19544
Could be worse, stressful as its been I'm sure you're still a beautiful pirate lady with a beautiful singing voice. See, always got to look on the bright sideIt is a luxury to be understood - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities - Voltaire
A kind thought is the hope of the world - Anon
11-18-2011, 10:14 AM #19545
I've never had my car towed *knock on wood*Perfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
11-18-2011, 10:43 AM #19546
11-18-2011, 02:59 PM #19547
- Join Date
- Oct 2011
- 1w9 sp/sx
"I came, I saw, I conquered."
I think Julius Caesar had a serious problem with premature ejaculation.
11-18-2011, 03:33 PM #19548
11-18-2011, 03:43 PM #19549
i just discovered a large bag of whippets in my car.I may be kindly, I am ordinarily gentle, but in my line of business I am obliged to will terribly what I will at all.
~ Catherine the Great
7w6 ❣ sx/so ❤ physical touch ❥ sanguine 70%, choleric 30% ❦
11-18-2011, 04:25 PM #19550