If I dislike many of your friends, it's highly unlikely I will like you.
By the time I have kids, there will be so many programs that shortcut new neural paths in the brain that my 3 year old will be able to do long-division of 10 digit numbers in her or his head and be reading at 6 months.
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― Oscar Wilde
So you're having a great Thursday, still plenty of time before the next week, you go on vent, and then somebody has to ruin it by pointing out that it is in fact Friday. The whole day loses all perspective.