“Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”
In a very out-of-character move for me, today I flipped off an old lady who appeared to be about 95. Typically I have a great deal of respect for my elders, and frankly most old people are actually pretty awesome... But an asshole move is an asshole move, regardless of age.
In a full parking lot, I had been searching for a spot for several minutes. Finally I just stopped and waited next to a woman who was loading up her van - turn signal on. I pulled off to the side so that any cars behind me could go around while I waited for several minutes. Just as the van was pulling out, this old lady swerves around me and pulls into the spot I was waiting for. The death glare I gave to that raggedy bitch could have given her a heart attack, I'm sure.
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman