Screw it I'm never visiting Amazon again, I review stuff, try to give discerning shoppers the benefit of my experience and post the kind of reviews I hope to read and all I get is a bunch retards leaving lame comments attacking me.
And I'll never get a chance to punch them in the face as hard as I can.
Sometimes I get very random food cravings...for example...right now I want skittles so badly...and then I start to get worried that I might be pregnant. Until I remember I haven't had sex for quite a while...
"That's life. If nothing else, its life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have."
When you're waiting for a public restroom, why do people constantly try the handle, over and over again, to an obviously locked and occupied room? Are they closet perverts? Eternally optimistic?
Also, if you know you smell bad, do you have an ethical obligation to stay away from other people, particularly in public and they were there before you?
And if friends are friends with people you find unforgivably annoying and they mention some ongoing annoyance with them, is it your ethical duty to not say anything negative?
How come so many people have horrible grammar?
Why do 2nd generation kids - aka the children of immigrants - act so critical about their 'native counterparts' when they can't even read or write in the original language? And usually their own English grammar, spelling, and vocabulary are middle school at best?
Why do some people continually let themselves get baited and trolled, irl and otherwise?
Why do people get so shy in public and ignore crazy people? Why not talk to the crazy people and have crazy random conversations?
Why do non-vegans eat vegan deserts? That's like flying first class on Southwest.
What does it mean to have a 'diminished capacity of feeling'? How can you measure, quantitatively, one person's ability to feel great joy or great sadness with another's?
These are more random thoughts thanks to CzeCze, drinking coffee and bored out of her mind with 30 f#W#ing more pages of transcript to read through.
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.” ― Oscar Wilde