It'd be cool if people who got banned turned up as red on your ignore list too, I think my personal ignore list has turned out to be a good guide as to who gets banned or who simply gravitates away from the forum when they've no one to aggrivate.
My air mattress has a hole in it. I do believe it is time to break out photos of a slip-and-slide and scissors and show him whose boss. I could also stab it and repair the stab. Everyone knows that fixing is interchangeable with all problems. Simple math. If you put in effort in any area even slightly related to whatever the actual problem is you will fix the actual problem so long as you are unaware how to fix the real problem and lazy.