There's a sign in the school computer lab that says: Please Do Not Put the Keyboard or Mouse on the Screens (It can scratch the screens or damage the electronics)
I'm curious how many college students tried to use the mouse on the screen in order to warrant this message.
There were thirst and hunger, and you were the fruit.
What's with this sudden influx of lame meta threads lately?
When people think they've spoken about everything they talk about the idea they've spoken about everything.
And then they talk about idea that they've spoken about the idea of everything, it's like holding a mirror in front of another mirror.
Bark like a dog.
The east and the west are mine, the north and the south are mine. All seems beautiful to me.
— Walt Whitman
Cluck like a chicken.
Moo like a cow.
I am deeply disturbed by you.
I've seen you make eyes blink--one left and one right, bodies rock, and all manner of shit.
Congratulations, fuck head.
Squeal like a pig!