“Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”
At a busy downtown intersection today, there was a seemingly mentally challenged elderly dude handing out religious fliers. Periodically, with a contorted face and an explosive Al Sharpton-like voice, he would command.... "BULL-LIEVE in JESUS!!!!" A startled girl in front of me angrily shouted "Jesus Christ!" back at him. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. You had to have been there.