Thread: Random Thought Thread
08-30-2011, 03:42 PM #17291
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08-30-2011, 05:02 PM #17292
08-30-2011, 05:24 PM #17293
08-30-2011, 08:20 PM #17294
08-30-2011, 09:37 PM #17295
I read that one recent thread as "Mormon Admits To Rape In Comedy Routine".
Initial response: "Romney's got some inventive asshats on his PR team..."
Secondary response: "I'm dyslexic. "And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth
08-31-2011, 06:18 AM #17296
I told my grandma I wanted to get to school a little earlier because it was so hard to find parking last time. She interprets that as wake me up an hour earlier. I know it was a misunderstanding and she's just trying to be helpful but omfg this little sleep is not going to cut it. Just got to make it through the next 9 hours...I got my smile from the sunshine,
I got my tears from the rain.
I learned to dance when I saw a tiger prance,
And a peacock taught me to be vain.
A little owl in a tree so high,
He taught me how to wink my eye.
I learned to bill and coo from a turtledove,
And a grizzly bear taught me how to hug.
But the guy that lived two caves from me,
He taught me how to love.
08-31-2011, 11:35 AM #17297
08-31-2011, 11:51 AM #17298
I read the probiotics bottle as "One Billion Orgasms Guaranteed".
It says "One Billion Organisms Guaranteed".
08-31-2011, 12:09 PM #17299
My library now has Dwell magazine on the shelf. This issue is about Japanese and Japanese influenced design and archetecture in modern homes. I was seriously considering stealing it. I'll just hit B&N after work instead.▵
08-31-2011, 02:38 PM #17300