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    Just emailed approximately 17 classes to promote my college's literary and art magazine.

    I really hope there is a fair reception toward it. I want to revamp this club so badly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unkindloving View Post
    Just emailed approximately 17 classes to promote my college's literary and art magazine.

    I really hope there is a fair reception toward it. I want to revamp this club so badly.
    I hate when I get those mass emails from clubs and magazines through my campus email. There is a website for my campus dedicated to clubs. If I want to join a club, Ill go browse that damn website. I don't need 6 emails per week alerting me that the swing dancing club is looking for members, or that the anime club is looking for more people for a group masturbatory session with some tentacle rape hentai.

    For some reason these Yoga assholes keep sending campus-wide weekly emails announcing whether the time has changed or that yoga is happening at the regularly scheduled time.

    I'm about to take the email of the girl who is responsible and sign her up for every midget porn website I can find. In fact, I might go do that right now. Hope that bitch likes amputee porn.
    “Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
    them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patches View Post
    I hate when I get those mass emails from clubs and magazines through my campus email. There is a website for my campus dedicated to clubs. If I want to join a club, Ill go browse that damn website. I don't need 6 emails per week alerting me that the swing dancing club is looking for members, or that the anime club is looking for more people for a group masturbatory session with some tentacle rape hentai.

    For some reason these Yoga assholes keep sending campus-wide weekly emails announcing whether the time has changed or that yoga is happening at the regularly scheduled time.

    I'm about to take the email of the girl who is responsible and sign her up for every midget porn website I can find. In fact, I might go do that right now. Hope that bitch likes amputee porn.
    Yea I damned well am not sending more than one mass email out . Fuck that. Our club just has no exposure whatsoever because previous 'leaders' were retarded.
    I even made sure to try to uncheck people who were in multiple classes with me.
    Do you ever email back and tell them to stop emailing you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unkindloving View Post
    Yea I damned well am not sending more than one mass email out . Fuck that. Our club just has no exposure whatsoever because previous 'leaders' were retarded.
    I even made sure to try to uncheck people who were in multiple classes with me.
    Do you ever email back and tell them to stop emailing you?
    Yeah. I was just told that I could not be removed because the campus-wide email system could not exclude specific emails. So I sent one back saying, "Then stop sending campus-wide emails. Can you imagine if EVERY club on campus felt the need to send out as many mass emails as you guys do?"

    I never got a response.

    I'm actually starting to wonder if I could get in trouble for threatening to do that. If I sent an email saying, "If you keep sending me unsolicited emails every week, then I reserve the right to sign you up for unsolicited emails. Have fun cleaning out your inbox." If I left out the part about the midget porn, I doubt I would run into trouble. Then sign her up for emails for literary journals, PETA, PSPCA, My Little Ponies Fan club Newsletter, etc.

    Or, I could email her from a fake throw-away account that couldn't be traced to me and proceed with the midget porn threat.

    I'm such a grown-up.
    “Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
    them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patches View Post
    Yeah. I was just told that I could not be removed because the campus-wide email system could not exclude specific emails. So I sent one back saying, "Then stop sending campus-wide emails. Can you imagine if EVERY club on campus felt the need to send out as many mass emails as you guys do?"

    I never got a response.

    I'm actually starting to wonder if I could get in trouble for threatening to do that. If I sent an email saying, "If you keep sending me unsolicited emails every week, then I reserve the right to sign you up for unsolicited emails. Have fun cleaning out your inbox." If I left out the part about the midget porn, I doubt I would run into trouble. Then sign her up for emails for literary journals, PETA, PSPCA, My Little Ponies Fan club Newsletter, etc.

    Or, I could email her from a fake throw-away account that couldn't be traced to me and proceed with the midget porn threat.

    I'm such a grown-up.
    Sounds like so much fun. And so evil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patches View Post
    Yeah. I was just told that I could not be removed because the campus-wide email system could not exclude specific emails. So I sent one back saying, "Then stop sending campus-wide emails. Can you imagine if EVERY club on campus felt the need to send out as many mass emails as you guys do?"

    I never got a response.

    I'm actually starting to wonder if I could get in trouble for threatening to do that. If I sent an email saying, "If you keep sending me unsolicited emails every week, then I reserve the right to sign you up for unsolicited emails. Have fun cleaning out your inbox." If I left out the part about the midget porn, I doubt I would run into trouble. Then sign her up for emails for literary journals, PETA, PSPCA, My Little Ponies Fan club Newsletter, etc.

    Or, I could email her from a fake throw-away account that couldn't be traced to me and proceed with the midget porn threat.

    I'm such a grown-up.
    Nah, that's totally understandable in my book. My college doesn't allow that sort of emailing, thankfully. Do you know if they are student run or professor run? I'd definitely mention it to some higher authority over the campus-emailing and say that it's become spamsanity that clutters up more important emails regarding classes etc. It's ridiculous if they'd continue to allow it even when people speak up.

    ...And also doing some spam damage via a fake account could be reasonable
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    You guys... nevermind. /Randomness.

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    Left home ten minutes early, got stuck in an undeclared 25-minute 2-mile construction traffic merge, got to work 15 minutes later than normal. ARGGGG!!!!!!

    ... worse, the damn radio kept saying, "I83 from York to the Beltway, no problems!" Someone ought be shot. What were they smoking? There was a backup almost to the on-ramp at the prior exit!

    Quote Originally Posted by Patches View Post
    Or, I could email her from a fake throw-away account that couldn't be traced to me and proceed with the midget porn threat. I'm such a grown-up.
    I think it's sweet. Midgets don't get enough lovin' as it is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patches View Post
    Or, I could email her from a fake throw-away account that couldn't be traced to me and proceed with the midget porn threat.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    I think it's sweet. Midgets don't get enough lovin' as it is.
    Sure, they're both the means of your mean-spirited pranks and targets of your amusement, but midget, amputee, and pregnancy porn are all fairly nichey industries; They're basically the final frontier of pornographic intergalactic conquest.

    I mean, let's analyze the pros:

    1) Lots of job security
    2) Not a lot of competitions within the market, and a plethora of options within the industry
    3) Benefits are great.


    Really makes me wish I had some type of physical deformity(clubbed foot, crab claw hand, missing ear) I could exploit and pioneer some type of obscure fetish into the industry. I should cut my arm off or something and see if that opens up some opportunities for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata View Post
    Really makes me wish I had some type of physical deformity(clubbed foot, crab claw hand, missing ear)
    i'd totally watch zoidberg porn with jock. peench peench.
    and renact it.
    every normal man must be tempted, at times,
    to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
    and begin slitting throats.
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