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    Johnny Jones went for a ride
    on a bike to his mom he lied
    He told her that he'd not go far
    and that he'd stop if he saw a car
    He rode so fast so fast he rode
    he lost control went into the road
    A great big truck he didn't see
    and now he's smushed into a tree.
    Johnny Jones went for a ride
    but now he can't because he died.
    Smile! Now!

    Some people are like Slinkys.
    Useless, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

    We are the music makers,and we are the dreamers of the dreams.

    End of line.

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    My blisters keep cracking open and hurting.

    DAMN YOU SHOES!!!

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    You know what's worse than blisters on your feet?

    Blisters on your FACE.


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    So I'm at my folks house and my dad asks me to help him with something on his computer. He can't get his Favorite's folders in the right order or something. So I take the mouse from him and start moving them around.

    I accidentally click on "2009 taxes" and open up the contents.

    Today I learned that "2009 taxes" is my dad's porn folder.
    “Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
    them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman

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    Find anything interesting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Find anything interesting?
    I only read as far as "XXX ASIAN ANAL" before my brain went into panic mode.

    ABORT. ABORT. CLOSE TAB. WRONG FOLDER.
    “Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
    them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman

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    Well isn't that unfortunate for you. I'm glad I have my own computer, my porn folder is aptly titled "porn". Really if anyone saw any porn on my computer they'd have no one to blame but themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silently Honest View Post
    Well isn't that unfortunate for you. I'm glad I have my own computer, my porn folder is aptly titled "porn". Really if anyone saw any porn on my computer they'd have no one to blame but themselves.
    Same with me. My porn is labelled 'Porn' or 'Porny Girls', I mean, it's stashed a few folders down, but it IS labelled correctly. I AM NOT ASHAMED OF MY PORN.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Patches View Post
    So I'm at my folks house and my dad asks me to help him with something on his computer. He can't get his Favorite's folders in the right order or something. So I take the mouse from him and start moving them around.

    I accidentally click on "2009 taxes" and open up the contents.

    Today I learned that "2009 taxes" is my dad's porn folder.
    Rookie mistake.'everyone knows your supposed to have a deep file tree until you reach thegood stuff. Each folder name gets more boring as it increments!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    Same with me. My porn is labelled 'Porn' or 'Porny Girls', I mean, it's stashed a few folders down, but it IS labelled correctly. I AM NOT ASHAMED OF MY PORN.
    That's understandable though. The point I was really trying to make is if someone sees porn on my computer, they would have to be looking for it, but they would never ever find it on accident. So if someone came to me saying they saw porn on my computer we could avoid the entire awkward conversation about him "Finding" my porn folder while checking his E-mail or messing around on facebook, and I can properly accuse him of looking through my Documents.

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