07-24-2011 12:27 AM
Status: Full Retard
When I was 8 years old I became really obsessed with the Spider-Man series, and after learning how character's mutation originated from spider biting his hand, I tried to recreate that same scenario with hopes of achieving the same effect. One day while observing a mosquito making countless attempts to bite me, I remembered what happened with a seemingly innocent insect came along and bit Peter Parker, and decided to just let it happen just to see what it would result in; Long story short, I ended up with nothing to show for it besides Malaria and a really big fucking bump on my finger.
Fuck you, Spider-Man. I wish you'd given Peter Parker aids instead of giving millions of impressionable youth false hope.
07-24-2011 01:26 AM
Insert witty line here...
I'm about 98% sure that I don't know anybody named Melissa.
I'm never wrong, I'm just sometimes less right
07-24-2011 05:53 AM
07-24-2011 02:39 PM
From the Undertow
07-24-2011 02:49 PM
Post Human Post
Okay, two impossible (okay, highly unlikely things) accomplished today. May as well do 3 and head out to a late lunch.
07-24-2011 03:50 PM
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems.
07-24-2011 03:51 PM
07-24-2011 04:08 PM
My mother is currently trying to convince me that Mexicans eat cahone soup......
07-24-2011 04:09 PM
hey ma! got a tatoo
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