When I was 8 years old I became really obsessed with the Spider-Man series, and after learning how character's mutation originated from spider biting his hand, I tried to recreate that same scenario with hopes of achieving the same effect. One day while observing a mosquito making countless attempts to bite me, I remembered what happened with a seemingly innocent insect came along and bit Peter Parker, and decided to just let it happen just to see what it would result in; Long story short, I ended up with nothing to show for it besides Malaria and a really big fucking bump on my finger.
Fuck you, Spider-Man. I wish you'd given Peter Parker aids instead of giving millions of impressionable youth false hope.
Thread: Random Thought Thread
07-24-2011, 12:27 AM #16041
07-24-2011, 01:26 AM #16042
I'm about 98% sure that I don't know anybody named Melissa.I'm never wrong, I'm just sometimes less right
07-24-2011, 05:53 AM #16043
07-24-2011, 02:39 PM #16044
07-24-2011, 02:49 PM #16045
Okay, two impossible (okay, highly unlikely things) accomplished today. May as well do 3 and head out to a late lunch.
07-24-2011, 03:50 PM #16046GinkgoGuest
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems.
07-24-2011, 03:51 PM #16047
07-24-2011, 04:08 PM #16048ThatGirlGuest
My mother is currently trying to convince me that Mexicans eat cahone soup......
07-24-2011, 04:09 PM #16049
what's cahone soupPerfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
07-24-2011, 04:10 PM #16050ThatGirlGuest