Thread: Random Thought Thread
07-23-2011, 09:20 AM #16021
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- Jan 2008
07-23-2011, 10:30 AM #16022
07-23-2011, 11:44 AM #16023
I think I'm going to apply for this job as a dog/cat groomer.I got my smile from the sunshine,
I got my tears from the rain.
I learned to dance when I saw a tiger prance,
And a peacock taught me to be vain.
A little owl in a tree so high,
He taught me how to wink my eye.
I learned to bill and coo from a turtledove,
And a grizzly bear taught me how to hug.
But the guy that lived two caves from me,
He taught me how to love.
07-23-2011, 05:15 PM #16024
Quote from another forum:
Well, I am a well known person for taking homosexual ones, helping them straighten up. Whatever it takes.
07-23-2011, 05:30 PM #16025
Well, I'm a known person for taking straight girls, and helping them lesbian up. Whatever it takes (which is usually alcohol).“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman
07-23-2011, 05:30 PM #16026figsfiggyfigsGuest
God. Apartment hunting SUCKKKKSSS
07-23-2011, 05:35 PM #16027
07-23-2011, 06:00 PM #16028
07-23-2011, 06:19 PM #16029
well today has being interesting emotionally to say the leastPerfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
07-23-2011, 09:27 PM #16030
Clear satire is quite often confused in a literal sense these days. Humans are fascinating creatures sometimes.