I totally would have shown them where we keep the allergy medicine and drain cleaner if they'd just asked!
“Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett
I know, and that's what makes you a good person and them slimey
Perfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
cow boy hot pot for dinner so excited yay
dinner is always worth getting excited about I made myself some quesadillas since it's hot enough that neither of us had much of an appetite but I like to eat dinner anyways!
and drain cleaner and allergy medicine are just a lot cheaper than all new electronics!
"Every damn day Luda, it's the same old song... bitches was so ugly I told em go home."
My ranking on amazon.co.uk sucks, I wish people would vote on my reviews or leave feedback.
Also, I'm too drunk, damn party.
eyeballs are weird.
There can’t be any large-scale revolution until there’s a personal revolution, on an individual level. It’s got to happen inside first. -Jim Morrison
Feeling rather hipsterish so I'm knocking back a few cans of PBR. I spilled some on my shirt and noticed my shirt smells more like I spilled rubbing alcohol on it than beer. hmmmm...
Take the weakest thing in you
And then beat the bastards with it
And always hold on when you get love
So you can let go when you give it
From this hour I ordain myself loos’d of limits and imaginary lines.
Ugggh just had a massive craving for something pasta-like. Down, inner-Italian, down!
Originally Posted by Lady X
eyeballs are weird.
So true. So damn true. I once had a boy lick my eyeball. I did not approve in the slightest. He said it was spongy and salty.
Hang on traveling woman - Don't sacrifice your plan
Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man
.:: DWTWD ::.
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2011 TypeC Exercise Challenge - My Weekly Goals: Cardio 4x. Yoga/Pilates 1x. Pushups 70.
There is this thing keeping everyone's lungs and lips locked - It is called fear and it's seeing a great renaissance