A book series with an ISTP main character?
Thread: Random Thought Thread
07-22-2011, 03:17 PM #15981I got my smile from the sunshine,
I got my tears from the rain.
I learned to dance when I saw a tiger prance,
And a peacock taught me to be vain.
A little owl in a tree so high,
He taught me how to wink my eye.
I learned to bill and coo from a turtledove,
And a grizzly bear taught me how to hug.
But the guy that lived two caves from me,
He taught me how to love.
07-22-2011, 05:01 PM #15982
It's hard to see,but the outside temp is reading to be 114 deg. Really? It's almost comical.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Smile! Now!
Some people are like Slinkys.
Useless, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
We are the music makers,and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
End of line.
07-22-2011, 05:05 PM #15983
I've come to the conclusion that I'm such a terrible driver that for every occupant in my vehicle, there's a 400% increase in the likelihood of a catastrophe. Being that my car is spaciousness enough to comfortably sit four, if all seats were occupied at the same time and percentages were calculated additively instead of multiplicative, that's a 1600% chance that either myself and the other passengers, or some poor pedestrian, will collide, face first, with a three ton vehicle moving with the force of a herding group of fire breathing raging behemoths in route to rape and pillage a defenseless nearby village. I often think while driving that if I was in relatively close proximity of any sort of oil or natural gas refineries, my driving blunders could very well lead to the next worldwide apocalypse.
07-22-2011, 07:09 PM #15984
This morning I looked at my microwave clock blinking at an arbitrary number. And, I thought to myself, you don't want to be one of those people who always has their microwave clock blinking at the wrong time, do you? I considered it. Then I thought, you don't want to be one of those people who gets screwed when you set your microwave clock only to have the power go out and then get really pissed off about it, do you? So I left it alone.
I got home from work, and my power was out. Victory.
07-22-2011, 07:18 PM #15985“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman
07-22-2011, 07:48 PM #15986
I have a computer again!!!
of course I had to buy it on my own, which wasn't cool
we have a new living room tv too... slowly but surely replacing necissary things I guess“Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett
07-22-2011, 07:50 PM #15987
Did you take my advice? About the passwords and E-mails?
07-22-2011, 07:52 PM #15988
07-22-2011, 08:02 PM #15989
I changed all of my usernames and passwords on everything except for here via my phone last night... thanks for giving me the idea
and I have set aside tommorrow to take advantage of all of my contacts in the area and see if I can hunt down the people who took our stuff... oh, and hunt down the stuff as well
they will be very sorry if I find out who it is“Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett
07-22-2011, 08:07 PM #15990
be like if you need money for meth just ask, don't steal my shit than shoot them between the eyes. all meth users should be shot right theirPerfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the