I got my smile from the sunshine,
I got my tears from the rain.
I learned to dance when I saw a tiger prance,
And a peacock taught me to be vain.
A little owl in a tree so high,
He taught me how to wink my eye.
I learned to bill and coo from a turtledove,
And a grizzly bear taught me how to hug.
But the guy that lived two caves from me,
He taught me how to love.
A little earlier I was talking on the phone to my SO's niece, who is six years old. She has been trying to help break her baby sister of the habit of grabbing and yanking on hair with her baby death grip. I asked her if that has been hard to do.
She said "Oh yeah but God's nose I try!".
I said "God's nose? Like, the nose on God's face?"
She said "Yep!!!!"
I friggin' love this kid so much it hurts.
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien
The most insiduous disease on personality forums are not trolls, but people who genuinely believe that all SJs are religious, that Sensors have no imagination, that NFs all threaten suicide and can't accomplish anything in the outer world, and that N's are "darker" than Ss....
It's not so bad with the N00bz who just don't know what the fuck they're talking about, but it makes me yearn to watch an ISTJ beat people up to encounter the ones who actually believe that their insipid, ignorant stereotypes are an actual assessment of cognitive functioning.
When people spread misinformation in a smug manner, I just want to choke them.