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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    Have a nice day. Have a nice day. Just once I'd like to hear a cashier say, "Have a shitty day" to see how people would react.
    Same thing with, "Hi, how are you today?" I always wanted to say,"Well not that great, ....." Everyone says, "Good and you?"

    Such a strange custom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Same thing with, "Hi, how are you today?" I always wanted to say,"Well not that great, ....." Everyone says, "Good and you?"

    Such a strange custom.
    Once I answered "I just farted a little bit back there" and kept walking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Same thing with, "Hi, how are you today?" I always wanted to say,"Well not that great, ....." Everyone says, "Good and you?"

    Such a strange custom.
    I've said, "I feel like pure crap. Would you prefer it if I lied?"
    People crack up when I tell the truth. It's unexpected when you're in a grocery store.
    The east and the west are mine, the north and the south are mine. All seems beautiful to me.
    — Walt Whitman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    I've said, "I feel like pure crap. Would you prefer it if I lied?"
    People crack up when I tell the truth. It's unexpected when you're in a grocery store.
    I knew those Spaghetti-O's were a den of fraudulent vipers.

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    Lol, worst thing I ever did was when people would ask me how far along I was when I was pregnant; to which I would reply, "What do you mean?" looking confused.

    They looked so embarrassed but I swear to god if one more person put their hand on my stomach like it was public property, I was going to go postal.


    "OMG I think it kicked!"....."No, that was lunch."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    I knew those Spaghetti-O's were a den of fraudulent vipers.
    Canned perch. 12 ounces.

    Ooooh that smell
    Can't you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you.
    The east and the west are mine, the north and the south are mine. All seems beautiful to me.
    — Walt Whitman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaguar View Post
    Canned perch. 12 ounces.

    Ooooh that smell
    Can't you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you.
    LOL!

    It certainly was bad company.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    Night!

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    I'm pissed off its always me that has to walk the dog but he actually plays with everyone else but me.

    In other news I'm thanking God I didnt start a relationship last month or the month before when I wanted one so badly, I'm happy I'm single because I can just about do all the stuff I'd like to with my free time but still feel tied down by what obligations and responsibilities I have already.

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