Thinking of joining the Peace Corps after I graduate.
I got my smile from the sunshine,
I got my tears from the rain.
I learned to dance when I saw a tiger prance,
And a peacock taught me to be vain.
A little owl in a tree so high,
He taught me how to wink my eye.
I learned to bill and coo from a turtledove,
And a grizzly bear taught me how to hug.
But the guy that lived two caves from me,
He taught me how to love.
Few things give me greater satisfaction than watching a dysfunctional couple argue through their children. Apparently it was the three year old's responsibility to tell her father He's a lazy son of a bitch that needs to get a job. Somehow I don't think she genuinely felt that way.