Watched a Mythbusters where they were testing how difficult it actually is to steal candy from a baby. They made a little robotic arm to measure how much pressure it takes to remove a brightly colored lolipop from an infant/toddlers hand. The babies would cry, Jamie and Adam would hang their heads in shame. It was all so cutely masochistic.
I just pulled a muscle on my chin, while trying to pick up a water bottle by only using my mouth....
/sadly gets back to studying
...There is a joke somewhere in here........ about fellatio...... I just... I'm not sure where.
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman