Fuck. So much to do, so little time...
Thread: Random Thought Thread
05-20-2011, 08:06 AM #14131figsfiggyfigsGuest
05-20-2011, 08:43 AM #14132
05-20-2011, 08:48 AM #14133
10 day waiting period for guns!?!? But the 21st is tomorrow!every normal man must be tempted, at times,
to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
and begin slitting throats.
05-20-2011, 09:02 AM #14134
[YOUTUBE="KwlsS9TqNiA"]Best of Archer[/YOUTUBE]Your representative owes you, not his industry only, but his judgment; and he betrays, instead of serving you, if he sacrifices it to your opinion.
- Edmund Burke
05-20-2011, 09:53 AM #14135
I write a sarcastic, off the cuff, pointless post - 10 likes
I write a heartfelt, well thought out, meaningful post - *crickets*
I got my smile from the sunshine,
I got my tears from the rain.
I learned to dance when I saw a tiger prance,
And a peacock taught me to be vain.
A little owl in a tree so high,
He taught me how to wink my eye.
I learned to bill and coo from a turtledove,
And a grizzly bear taught me how to hug.
But the guy that lived two caves from me,
He taught me how to love.
05-20-2011, 10:21 AM #14136figsfiggyfigsGuest
awesome, just realized my red spongebob boxers say " talk nerdy to me"
05-20-2011, 11:29 AM #14137
I read this whole thing... And dear god did I want it to be true. So funny
Sadly, it's a Photoshop (based on a true story, but not quite correct). But still fucking funny.“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman
05-20-2011, 11:38 AM #14138
05-20-2011, 11:42 AM #14139
soooo sleeepppyyyyyyy nap timePerfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
05-20-2011, 12:48 PM #14140
[YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE47er6qnqg&NR=1"]Feeling right now[/YOUTUBE]It is a luxury to be understood - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities - Voltaire
A kind thought is the hope of the world - Anon