I always do such interesting things when I'm drunk. I told one of my friends about it and she said that then it'd be a great idea to write when I'm drunk. I don't think I'll ever write a lot when I'm drunk. All I want when I'm drunk is free beer.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -