My beard is itchy as fk, I swear my friend doesn't wash his dog, now i'm itchy as the dog. great scots. I need to live elsewhere now. I knew it was dilapidated from the cobwebs inside the house but seriously now its just oh_kay not funny.
3 kids told me to "STFU" and then began to cuss at me yesterday, after I had yelled at them to move their bikes out of my way. They were likely in their preteens or about to enter, and had purposely closed off the rode when they saw me coming.
I smiled at them and said " congratulations on your English skills, your parents must be so proud of you", then waved and drove away, which seemed to make them more angry. It was funny. lol