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    counteracts the fact that I'm watching jackass with 5 guys...

    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    Are the jackasses on TV or in the forum?

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    I LOVE Five Guys whatever. What did you order? I personally get the Bacon cheese dogs.

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    You know, I rarely eat red meat so Im not much of a burger person. But I do enjoy their cajun fries.
    “Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
    them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman

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    Oh, Google you unintentional source of tear-inducing fits of laughter...remind me that if I'm looking for laws regarding sexual predators to never just type "Hawaii rape." The first thing Google lists is "Find Rape Near Hawaii!"
    "Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey

    "In those days I, Daniel, was mourning three full weeks. I ate no pleasant food, no meat or wine came into my mouth, nor did I anoint myself at all, till three whole weeks were fulfilled." Daniel 10:2-3


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    Your ass is sleeping in a different Oz tonight.

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    who says scheduling is terrible?
    tuesday, wednesday, thursday.

    perfect. will find a way to squeeze
    friday, saturday and sunday in.
    someway. somehow.
    every normal man must be tempted, at times,
    to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
    and begin slitting throats.
    h.l. mencken

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    Lame. Even the simple act of being raped has lost that skewed sense of spontaneity and excitement it once held, and is now just another activity, amongst many, to be rigorously regulated and planned. The whole experience just feels contrived now. No longer must the thought of a forced sexual encounter cross my mind as I cut through the mist of a dimly lit alley and pass a group of questionable looking homeless men parading around the lit flame of an abandoned oil drum to escape the bitter cold of a typical winter night in the city, now I can make an appointment prior to the raping and have it conveniently scheduled around my favorite television programs. Just After reruns of Seinfeld and hopefully before the new episodes of The Office is when I find I can set aside just enough time from my busy schedule to be violated by the ready shaft of an unknown intruder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata View Post
    Lame. Even the simple act of being raped has lost that skewed sense of spontaneity and excitement it once held, and is now just another activity, amongst many, to be rigorously regulated and planned. The whole experience just feels contrived now. No longer must the thought of a forced sexual encounter cross my mind as I cut through the mist of a dimly lit alley and pass a group of questionable looking homeless men parading around the lit flame of an abandoned oil drum to escape the bitter cold of a typical winter night in the city, now I can make an appointment prior to the raping and have it conveniently scheduled around my favorite television programs. Just After reruns of Seinfeld and hopefully before the new episodes of The Office is when I find I can set aside just enough time from my busy schedule to be violated by the ready shaft of an unknown intruder.
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    "Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul." - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmie Dearest View Post
    Need a rapist now? therapistlocator.net
    Given that the entire experience is contrived, can I at least pick the aesthetics of my offender? Personally, If I were to be raped, I'd prefer that it be from uncircumcised shaft of a two-time convicted felon Latino gang member named Hector with multiple occult symbol tattoos administered with poorly sanitized needles, who throughout the entire experience would repeatedly refer to me only as "Le Negro". At least that would make it not a complete waste of 15 minutes.

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