Oh my god. I just had a discussion with a friend of mine about what extreme turn offs weird belly buttons are. So I went searching for examples of weird belly buttons to illustrate what I'm talking about. Then all of the sudden it turned out that in India there's a famous woman whose name means "Weird Belly Button" in Dutch. Oh my god!
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -
My English Professor discussed when a 12 year old wanted to do landscaping for him for 20$. He agreed once, but realized it was a bad plan when considering the boy being 12 and if he were to get hurt on his property.
He said to the class (in his usual Hispanic Chris Rock voice) "I don't want the kid to trip and fall into his lawnmower. Then he'd be bleeding and dying on my lawn"
My Almost-spoken thought: "It'd be great fertilizer!"
Hang on traveling woman - Don't sacrifice your plan
Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man