I'd have 6 vials of blood drawn if I got a free breakfast at a diner. The blood bank should so start that promotion, be like give blood get a free meal.Though I do get light headed for no reason, even when I'm not giving blood. I've never given blood, I don't even know my blood type.
My cat already knew how to say "mama" ("mommy" in Dutch), "oma" ("grandma" in Dutch) and "mier" ("ant" in Dutch), but today she learned how to say "ouwe hoer" ("old whore" in Dutch). Wow, I never thought cats could really learn how to speak!
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -