"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien
No way, "Forever Alone" has too many useful applications outside of this purview.
We just can't make "Get up and do some fucking pilates before your ass gets stuck in that chair forever" jokes.
For at least 2-3 weeks I mean. Out of respect.
I guess he could have had something real special going on up there to keep such a good looking girlfriend, and I mean REALLY special. If not though, no one is ever allowed to say they can't get a partner. Just no. Let this be an example to us all.