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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
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    And now for something different...



    One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    And now for something different...



    One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
    Haha... my dad always makes me recite those, esp that one. He laughs so hard. I like them too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gromit View Post
    Haha... my dad always makes me recite those, esp that one. He laughs so hard. I like them too.
    My fave is this:

    Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    And now for something different...



    One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.
    That one is my absolute favorite of all time too.
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    Illusions, Michael, illusions!!

    Tricks are what hookers perform for money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gloriana View Post
    Illusions, Michael, illusions!!

    Tricks are what hookers perform for money.

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    no no, the line is " Tricks is something a whore does for money....*looks at kids*.... orrrr cannnddy!!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by YWIR View Post
    no no, the line is " Tricks is something a whore does for money....*looks at kids*.... orrrr cannnddy!!"

    Yes yes! You're right! hehehehehehe!
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    The mods are moving threads around. Not saying this is a conspiracy to specifically drive ME crazy, but that's what I'm saying.
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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