I need to move to hawaii.
Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.
By "you" in this instance, I mean me
the formless thing which gives things form!
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Stop projecting then?
I really need to get a life.
Strange. Both Vasilisa and Prplchknz's posts reminded me of song lyrics.
I need to sleep or finish my book.
or something like that.
Originally Posted by EffEmDoubleyou
St. Stephen took rocks and St. Sebastian took arrows. You only have to take some jerks on an internet forum. Nut up.
Somehow my classmates and I ended up talking about deep fried twinkies/oreos during Chemistry class...
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"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." - Greg King
The worst mistake people make in political arguments is assuming that the other side is not trying to do the right thing. This simple oversight makes productive conversation nearly impossible.
My housemate: "Does cleaning the house just involve spraying everything with Febreeze?"
Me: "I think it does."
Terrible things happen to good people every day.
Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
I am one of the terrible things..
Alright, I have to gtfo this forum today. I have too much to do.
i forgot where i put my juicebox
every normal man must be tempted, at times,
to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
and begin slitting throats.
Somebody left their cell phone in the zipcar.
winter needs to end like yesterday.
Perfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the