it snows every year in Kentucky, but some how everyone forgets how to drive in it... FML
Thread: Random Thought Thread
01-26-2011, 09:18 AM #10901"I put the fires out."
"you made them worse."
01-26-2011, 09:52 AM #10902
I was not aware you could eat the skin on a kiwi until today. Hahahahaaa.
01-26-2011, 10:02 AM #10903
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01-26-2011, 10:04 AM #10904
01-26-2011, 10:28 AM #10905
I have a friend who told me she had a lactose allergy when she was a child. In her elementary school all children had to drink school milk, but she couldn't because of her allergy. So her teachers gave her an ultimatum: if she didn't drink the school milk, she wasn't allowed to drink at all at lunch time. Isn't that some sort of child abuse? She couldn't help getting sick from milk. It's like forcing a kid with peanut allergy to eat peanut butter sandwiches or starve all day.I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
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01-26-2011, 10:39 AM #10906
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I think it is you.
01-26-2011, 10:49 AM #10907
whales stealing all the fish from dolphins"Where wisdom reigns, there is no conflict between thinking and feeling."
— C.G. Jung
01-26-2011, 11:20 AM #10908
I had another tidal wave dream...Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.
01-26-2011, 11:27 AM #10909
Yeah they got this storm all wrong. WAY wrong.
I'd love ajob where I can laugh off when I f up.
01-26-2011, 01:45 PM #10910
I was really happy for like two point five seconds. And then I fell in the snow and broke my ass. Hilarious now, but at the time I just sat there and cried. I feel much better now.