01-22-2011 12:45 AM
LL P. Stewie
Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiance bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML
Take the weakest thing in you
And then beat the bastards with it
And always hold on when you get love
So you can let go when you give it
01-22-2011 08:15 AM
Klingon Warrior Princess
Goddamnit. The cat is picky and won't eat the dry catfood, so I have to give her those cans of wet cat food. So the dog eats the dry cat food, and I can't get her to touch the dog food.
If the Chinchilla starts eating the dog food, I quit.
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman
01-22-2011 10:25 AM
Everyone has PMS.
01-22-2011 11:22 AM
Lungs & Lips Locked
All hail Mystic Tater, master of the spiral tongue move!
Hang on traveling woman - Don't sacrifice your plan
Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man
.:: DWTWD ::.
There is this thing keeping everyone's lungs and lips locked - It is called fear and it's seeing a great renaissance
01-22-2011 11:28 AM
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01-22-2011 02:01 PM
The Duchess of Oddity
So I wrote an introduction for in the almanac. As some of you might know, I'm the head of a commission that makes an almanac. I decided to be as truthful as possible. Here I have a translation:
As an obscure commission, this commission needed an obscure head. Good for them that they found themselves a good, not well-known representative: a first year student with the name Queen Kat. Who?! Queen Kat. Don't feel ashamed or guilty when that name doesn't say anything to you, because Queen Kat can rarely be found on receptions. When she does show up, she leaves within an hour saying “I'm bored, let's go do something”. She never tells what she's going to do, but don't be upset about it, she's probably just trying to get herself a tough "no words but actions" reputation or something. She does show up on other activities much more often, but she never joins the rest when they're going to the after party. She's bad at pooling, the last time she got drunk was in high school, she hates people who talk about homework, people who giggle (especially during class) and people who ask her dumb questions, she's permanently rigid and paranoid… In short: she's not the most fun person to get totally plastered with. Some neutral information: Queen Kat is 19 years old, she's from the dumb middle-class suburbs in Tilburg and the bitch never turns on her goddamn phone! She routinously wears way too much make-up, she hold the world record in yo-yoing and she hates to be called philosophical. What a deep personality!
I love writing mean stuff about myself!
01-22-2011 02:53 PM
There are a lot more cute boys than I would think there would be...or else I'm just a tad bit aroused easier...
01-22-2011 05:45 PM
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