No wonder the kids around here are dumb... The school system cancels at the threat of snow.... Not a bit of snow on the road...and our schools are canceled... It never used to be that way around here.
Haha, damn. That's certainly not the case here. Depending on if you live in the city or not, it takes an apocalypse or a state of emergency to close a school (I think the last time they closed was 15 years ago from an ice storm) Kids aren't bright here either.
And holy hell, seriously. I've had more mental breakdowns than...I can't think of a good analogy.