In one, I met President Obama when I was getting off the subway. My friend told me that he was getting on at the next stop, which is where we were getting off. When the doors opened he was standing right there, she didn’t even say or do anything except walk by him like he was just another passenger. I didn’t know what the protocol on randomly seeing the president of your country, so I tried to just act the same as she did. But I kind of did a double take. And then after I’d gotten off and he’d gotten on, just before the doors closed, we made eye contact and both grinned super goofily at one another.
Another one I was some kind of fugitive and all I had was my cell phone, subway pass, and possibly my water bottle. I wished I had brought a coat because it was raining and freezing, but GODDAMMIT THEY WERE AT MY DOOR and I had to go out the window. It was kind of scary, but strangely fun and exciting too.
Your kisses, sweeter than honey. But guess what, so is my money.