When all else fails, claim it's rigged.
I've been thirsty for at least a half hour now. Do I go downstairs to get a drink? Nah. It'd require passing my ESFJ mother...and it'd be a hassle.
It really doesn't seem to end, but everything must eventually. Meh.
"It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau
Once wounded by love.. Only love will heal the wounds caused by love.
Originally Posted by Lark
The shipping news really comforts me for some reason, no matter what's going on hearing that report generates a kind of calm and equlibrium
Shipping news make me want to be a stowaway.
Kid, you deserve an award.
i bought it because he's called opti-mash prime.
every normal man must be tempted, at times,
to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag,
and begin slitting throats.
Quick, toss some salt over your right shoulder.
Buried memories of suppressed desires. An insatiable greed, a longing for friends, women, love, power, knowledge, experience... the world. Lashing out from its untimely grave to reclaim its right to exist.
I NEED TO GO THE BATHROOM REALLY BAD!