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    Default Star Wars was bullshit

    The more I think about Star Wars (the original, the new ones are not even worth thinking about), the more I get infuriated how ridiculous the plot was.

    I will break the Star Wars story lunacy, Myers Briggs style:

    EMPIRE
    Emperor - An INTJ political genius (went from Senator to Emperor. That's some Julius Ceasar shit right there).
    Grand Moff Tarkin - A no-bullshit ENTJ military commander.
    Darth Vader - An ISTJ lieutenant who got things done by choking the shit out of subordinates.
    Bobba Fett - A seasoned assassin, ISTP sociopath, most feared in the galaxy, etc

    VS.

    REBELS
    Luke - Emo INFP farm boy, Jedi Academy drop out.
    Obi Wan - An elderly INTP mental masturbator whose greatest display of power involved getting himself killed in front of his student.
    Han Solo - An ESTP deadbeat (hey, pay your bills to Jabba, asshole!),
    Leah - The most competent one of the other rejects, not that it's saying much; a frigid ESTJ Princess with a short fuse, with her leadership abilities severely handicapped by her lack of tact.

    Now which team would you bet your money on?
    But before you give the answer, also remember that the Empire was backed by a massive army, had all the resources and personnel at their disposal, while the Rebels had... Ewoks (i.e. teddy bears living in the Stone Age).
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    But what about the Force!
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    Star wars was the ultimate idealistic movie.
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    Star Wars is for people who believe love, furry creatures, and entertaining robots conquer all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    But what about the Force!
    What about it?

    Emperor could shoot fucking lightning bolts out of his fingers!

    Luke couldn't hold a rock in the air for more than 10 seconds without going all ADD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    But what about the Force!
    Sorry Edgar, Macguffins always win.

    Quote Originally Posted by marmalade.sunrise View Post
    Star Wars is for people who love, furry creatures
    Dually noted.

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    Darth Vader had the force too; that's how he choked people. Not to mention the Empire had the power to blow up entire planets.

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    I was talking about the $force at the box office and merchandising
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    Yea, I'm not a star wars fan. Now that star trek movie... that was damn good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by marmalade.sunrise View Post
    Star Wars is for people who believe love, furry creatures, and entertaining robots conquer all.
    Is that why I never liked it? Now maybe if it had been love, dwarfs, wizards, elves and such and old-growth trees who kick ass... I could have gotten behind that.

    Wow, that would make a really great book and movie!

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