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    Aim for the neck.

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    That's like asking if shoving a jackhammer up your ass will make your constipation go away.

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    Don't use an axe .. Bang your head against a wall .. You'll burn calories and still feel like shit .. Good luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mystic Tater View Post
    That's like asking if shoving a jackhammer up your ass will make your constipation go away.
    would it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Risen View Post
    I hear sex can actually be a good way to clear a headache. So I've heard...
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    For temporary headache relieve, try dropping the axe onto your foot.
    Quote Originally Posted by saslou View Post
    Don't use an axe .. Bang your head against a wall .. You'll burn calories and still feel like shit .. Good luck.
    Wow these are actually very creative suggestions, I shall take them all into consideration!

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    Dehydration is a common cause, especially in the morning. Drink at least 16 oz of water first thing every morning, and take some ibuprofen today. Then, when you feel better, use the axe on the people who said to use it on yourself.

    Just curious, what kind of axe is it?


    An axe could indirectly help your headache go away. Scrape off some of the inner bark of a willow tree with the axe. This contains a natural version of aspirin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justxher View Post
    Wow these are actually very creative suggestions, I shall take them all into consideration!
    I should think my solution is preferable to the axe and the head banging :P .

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    Quote Originally Posted by justxher View Post
    would it?
    Yeah, but it's like those prescription medication ads that list a perpetual amount of side-effects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justxher View Post
    I wasn't sure if I should post this in the health forum or here.

    Thoughts? Ideas? Can I relieve the pressure in my head by using an axe?

    I DONT KNOW!!!
    Yes, but you'd be in so much pain from the axe injury that the headache would seem mild in comparison. You might also die from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justxher View Post
    I wasn't sure if I should post this in the health forum or here.

    Thoughts? Ideas? Can I relieve the pressure in my head by using an axe?

    I DONT KNOW!!!
    Yes, but only once...or twice: your first and last. But yes, when all else fails, an axe should do the trick. Forever.
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