this thread should be merged with the "can money buy happiness?" thread.
if you're going shopping on black friday, avoid using any body armor, blunt weapons or armored vehicles. I want to have an interesting morning news broadcast on saturday.
“Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”