Google is so helpful, y'know. Offers so many suggestions when you only type in a few words.
Bizarre suggestions, albeit apparently popular.
So the rules essentially include posting the most absurd Google autocomplete suggestions you can find! Nothing's sacred or off-limits [unless the mods say so, of course ].
So without further ado, I'll start with one I found this afternoon:
Have at it, kids.
PS- there's no prize at the end or anything.