Permabanned for having a better avatar than mine.
Banned for having a vitamin c deficiency. Drink some juice, pal.
When all else fails, claim it's rigged.
Banned for not revealing his type.
5w6 or 9w1 sp/so/sx, I think
Banned for abandoning her paradigms.
Banned for abandoning the forum.
Banned for inaccuracy.
Banned for lack of precision. (I see you posting in all sorts of different threads today.)
Banned because "No Dogs Allowed"
Banned for not having a bone, as advertised.
Banished to The Graveyard for being a showoff, take the showboating somewhere else, andante.