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    Quote Originally Posted by cafe View Post
    I don't know what would do it if that doesn't.
    When Doug (Joy's son, Doug Gresham) says "I sure would like to see her again," look out. Anthony Hopkins should have got an Oscar for that scene alone.

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    Self-improvement is masturbation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by substitute View Post
    "You're so cold" they say, "why don't you cry?"
    I only wish I could.
    "Now I understand why you cry," said the Terminator, touching John's wet face with one finger. "But it is something that I can never do."

    I have rarely cried at all for 25 years or so... but in the six months, the tears are slowly coming back (and it's not all bad either).
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    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    Self-improvement is masturbation.
    In that case I imagine you practice it quite vigorously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon View Post
    In that case I imagine you practice it quite vigorously.
    What can I say? It's sure a lot cleaner than sex with another person.

    And my mother hates it.

    My dick is always there for me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    What can I say? It's sure a lot cleaner than sex with another person.

    And my mother hates it.

    My dick is always there for me...
    Sex with another person will never make your wangle dangle at an angle, though. Laterally speaking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JivinJeffJones View Post
    Sex with another person will never make your wangle dangle at an angle, though. Laterally speaking.
    What if the other person is a leftist, or a right-winger?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    This is why you need to learn to control them.
    awww... how naive! Don't you know that girls ALWAYS win in that game?!? (at least according to one of my male friends!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    awww... how naive! Don't you know that girls ALWAYS win in that game?!? (at least according to one of my male friends!)
    I do say that we need to repeal the 19th Amendment.

    All kidding aside, I never got the impression that women were attracted to me...and it pisses me off and makes me bitter that other (more shallow) fools are able to indulge in such pleasures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uberfuhrer View Post
    I do say that we need to repeal the 19th Amendment.

    All kidding aside, I never got the impression that women were attracted to me...and it pisses me off and makes me bitter that other (more shallow) fools are able to indulge in such pleasures.
    Make a lot of money and the girls will come. Not just the shallow ones, either. It's the way of the world. Young guys who spend too much time worrying about their singleness don't understand this simple truth.

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