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    Dude #1: I hear in Amsterdam all drugs are legal except those narcotics which are “white powders”
    Stoner Dude #2: Dang, why don’t the sellers just dye them purple?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    Dude #1: I hear in Amsterdam all drugs are legal except those narcotics which are “white powders”
    Stoner Dude #2: Dang, why don’t the sellers just dye them purple?!?
    That is laughably moronic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    Stoner Dude #2: Dang, why don’t the sellers just dye them purple?!?
    +1

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    teacher: "what comes to mind when you think of the american south in the 1940's?"

    girl: "ABRAHAM LINCOLN!"

    teacher: "i said the south in the 1940's"

    girl: "..abraham lincoln?"

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    Q: What state did the KFC francise begin?

    A: I dunno
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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    Q: What state did the KFC francise begin?

    A: I dunno
    The colonel started serving chicken in North Corbin, Kentucky. The governor granted him the honorary title of "Kentucky Colonel" in recognition of his contribution to the state's cuisine.

    The first FRANCHISE, however, was in South Salt Lake, Utah, with himself and Pete Harman. He started franchising because he had to relocate due to a major highway being built that would bypass his original location. If it hadn't been for this, the chicken might well have died with the Colonel.

    So the first restaurant was in Kentucky, but it wasn't called KFC and wasn't a franchise. The first KFC franchise was in Utah. So the name is actually a bit misleading if you're looking for the first franchise rather than where the chicken was first served.

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    OK I guess the kid was right to reasonably proclaim ignorance

    If I were to rewrite, it would say:

    Q: What state had the the first KFC restaurant?

    A: I dunno
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    Heard this from the Game Show contestant on “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”

    game show host: What country is Bucharest the capital of?

    Contestant: Is it France?...wait! Is France even a country…or is it a continent?
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