"We should kill the whores!"
"Sharks are mammals."
"There's no such thing as a Narwhal."
"Sharks purposefully hunt people."
"The government was behind Watergate!!"
"Australia isn't a country, it is a continent!!!"
I asked a teacher what keeps an atom's nucleus together. He replied, "Magic".
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Originally Posted by Edgar
Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"
Girl:"So, Dave, when do they come and refill the drinking fountains at school?"
Me: "Yeah... you mean the ones with water pipes going to them? Ever wonder why drinking fountains are almost always near the bathrooms?"