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    Nickle Iron Silicone Charmed Justice's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by spamtar View Post
    "Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease." George W. Bush
    There is a thinking stuff from which all things are made, and which, in its original state, permeates, penetrates, and fills the interspaces of the universe.

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    "We should kill the whores!"
    "Sharks are mammals."
    "There's no such thing as a Narwhal."
    "Sharks purposefully hunt people."
    "The government was behind Watergate!!"
    "Australia isn't a country, it is a continent!!!"


    I asked a teacher what keeps an atom's nucleus together. He replied, "Magic".
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    I'm interested in what you percieve me to be. Johari/Nohari

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    "Hey Kyuuei, where are the Olympics being held at this year?!" 'Japan..' "NO!! It's Nagano!Hah!"

    "Was Iraq dangerous?"
    Kantgirl: Just say "I'm feminine and I'll punch anyone who says otherwise!"
    Halla74: Think your way through the world. Feel your way through life.

    Cimarron: maybe Prpl will be your girl-bud
    prplchknz: i don't like it

    In Search Of... ... Kiwi Sketch Art ... Dream Journal ... Kyuuei's Cook book ... Kyu's Tiny House Blog ... Minimalist Challenge ... Kyu's Savings Challenge

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    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
    I redact everything I have written or will write on this forum prior to, subsequent with and or after the fact of its writing. For entertainment purposes only and not to be taken seriously nor literally.

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    Spamtar - a strange combination of boorish drunkeness and erudite discussions, or what I call "an Irish academic"

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    Girl:"So, Dave, when do they come and refill the drinking fountains at school?"
    Me: "Yeah... you mean the ones with water pipes going to them? Ever wonder why drinking fountains are almost always near the bathrooms?"
    Freedom Isn't Free. [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    At the beginning of a traffic jam the guy who isn't driving asks, "What happened?"

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    Here's one that happened to me once:

    Student: "Say fuck."
    Me: "I'm not going to say it."
    Student: "Say what?"
    Me: "I'm not going to say fuck. Wait, I just did, didn't I?"
    Student: "Hehe. Gotcha!"

    I'm not sure which of us was stupider...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenian200 View Post
    I'm not sure which of us was stupider...
    You both were stupider than each other.
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    Talkin' to Grandma at the dinner table:

    (We were having a discussion about various schisms throughout Christianity)

    ESFJ Gma: "So Martin Luther wanted to get a divorce, right?"

    *chuckles from INTP Grandfather and me*

    ESFJ Gma bristles and mixes certain expletives with "The Professor" and "Mr. Brilliance"


    Oh I forgot one that I posted on INTPc a long time ago.

    Told to me by a friend who was in community college at the time:

    Someone yells out: "Ey yo, is that Coo-ba (Cuba)?"

    He is referring to a map on the board that is clearly not an island, and is actually India.

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    I had to teach our secretary how to do averages today. I was surprised I didn't have an aneurysm right there.



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