My wallet is too heavy to lift, just like my dick. My education is something like people from Uranus come to seek from. I can divide by zero. My shit sells for $1000/ounce. Too bad I never shit. I just teleport my crap out of my colon. Sometimes it transforms out of place, and forms messages on internet forums, just like this one in here.
I rock at sex too, because my sex is good. Also, did I tell you I own a million? Of what? Everything. Everything what you have, +1. Times thousand. Did I tell how the opposite sex drools at me? My same sex too? It would be flattering, but sad for them I only love myself. Yes, that would be all. Now hand me all your awesome things, plus respect, and whaddya have, that, thing of yours, that emotion/social things that makes good things come my way. Yes, give that all to me. Given what I wrote in here, all good belong to me. If you won't believe me, I'll insult jews, non-jews and polar bears on the top of it.
My awesomeness has now been completely proven. Now yield under my authority, preferably by having a naked celebration of Santtu.