Most of the funny-ass comments make no sense out of context so they get left in rep, these are some of the more entertaining ones that require no context;
"the first part of this post made me cry ; its so wonderful ! - I like kicking puppies in the face, btw"
"*comforts you with a dugong*"
"To make up for it, this rep is filled with words, but means nothing. "
"your grammar and spelling when drunk are better than when you are sober LMAO"
"look at that, there really were bees in your house, i thought you were just insane ROFL"
"You're so immature that I don't think I can continue to play with you."
"Chloroform is awesome!"
"Arrogant bastard??? Those are awfuwwy big words for a girl!"
A blank rep followed by "Rub with lemon below to reveal secret message."
"That's awesome! *stares at chest in order to make Trin feel good and forget the negatives* I'm so selfless."
"your mellow avatar frightens me. put starbuck back up with the gun pointed in my face!"
"you're a puffle!"