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    Default Your Favorite Insults?

    WARNING: This thread has been rated "NC-17" by the Fluffy Thread Association Of America for "Profanity, adult situations, & general lasciviousness that may or may not prove delicious". Reader discretion is advised.

    What are your favorite insults? These can be words or phrases, or really, anything your vitriolic sensibility might fancy.

    1. Bolshevik Clown Fucker (as far as I know, I made that one up myself)
    2. Cock Burger
    3. Ass Clown
    4. Lepton
    5. Alpha Douche
    6. Kitten Rapist
    7. Ass Goblin
    8. Dippity Dumbfuck
    9. Wizzle Teats (can also double as term of endearment)
    10. "You're about as sensual as jock itch"
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    eh

    maturity fail

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    Quote Originally Posted by metaphours View Post
    eh

    maturity fail
    That is an excellent insult!!!
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    Nice save!

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    I don't usually insult people intentionally, so none of these are mine.

    Here's some by William Shakespeare:

    botcher's apprentice
    mere anatomy
    quintessence of dust
    idle weed
    idol of idiot-worshippers



    Courtesy of the Internet:

    If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one.

    On a good day you're a half-wit.

    You remind me of drool.

    You have the personality of wallpaper.

    I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.

    You have all the appeal of a paper cut.

    Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.



    This one is a bit long-winded but effective:

    The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.


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    Talking Some of my favorites

    "I have taken a lot of shit here for liking Agatha Christie."
    "You like Agatha Christie because the female tourists you seduce look like Angela Lansbury."


    "Well, I might be offended by that if you weren't some socially retarded aspie faggot who shrieks like an old woman when people use foul language or mention pussy in casual conversation, but since you're basically nothing more than a woman who happens to be mathematically trainable, I can't really get my blood up about it, OK sweetie?"


    "Since some do-gooder homo (likely from Belgium, where pederasts are welcomed warmly) decided to delete my original response, I am forced to lie. Thus, you are an amazingly good-looking fellow with impeccable grooming, no weight problem whatsoever, and STAR WARS posters on the walls of your stately mansion that simply radiate "winner"."

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    "You shut your cockholster!"

    "Fail!"

    This one is from a book, but I use it all the time since reading it, "[That would be, you are, etc] like going to the zoo and watching all the animals die."

    And I always tend to say "Wow. Way to be an [insert insult here]".
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    Cimarron: maybe Prpl will be your girl-bud
    prplchknz: i don't like it

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    "Inferior being."

    "Pathetic creature."

    "Disgusting vermin."

    "Filthy animal."

    "Barbarian."

    "Weak-minded, miserable fool."

    "Weak-willed loser."

    "Plodding cow."

    I could improvise better insults if I know my target, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenian200 View Post
    "Inferior being."

    "Pathetic creature."

    "Disgusting vermin."

    "Filthy animal."

    "Barbarian."

    "Weak-minded, miserable fool."

    "Weak-willed loser."

    "Plodding cow."

    I could improvise better insults if I know my target, though.
    *cough* INTJ *cough*
    Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneWithSoul View Post
    *cough* INTJ *cough*
    An INTJ would call someone a "barbarian"?

    I'd think NTs would stick to insulting a person's intelligence, not how civilized they are.

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