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    Senior Member Saslou's Avatar
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    Default For Sale .. My life.

    So i was talking on the phone to someone earlier who said i have to put myself out there if i want things to happen. (doh)

    So i am going to take it literally and give it a try.
    Some bloke did it on ebay or something. Not sure of the outcome though.

    So by bidding for my life you get -

    A 1998 Peugeot 106 Diesel (it's my first car)

    Rented 3 bed large house

    All the furniture .. 4 tv's, leather sofa's, laptop and desk top and all the rest.

    In the UK, although Leicester is not that great so you may want to move away. Doorstep to Europe though.

    A part time cat which lives 2 doors down and likes putting holes in my sofa.

    Unfortunately no job at the moment, yet you will get rejection emails/letters should they be bothered to tell you that on this occasion you have been unsucessful.

    My cupboards/freezer are full. Fridge is always empty no matter how much i fill it.

    I'll even throw in 2 kids. 14 yr old ISTJ and 12 yr old ENTP. They won't bother you unless they want food (they have an xbox 360 each) or the 12 yr old wants to show you something amazing he has found online.

    I'll throw in some cash, you may want a holiday.

    Oh and the divorce papers should come through in around November. Lol

    That's about it.

    Shall we start the bidding at ... 1/$2.

    *wishes there was a smilie thing similar to the straw bush that blows down the american highway, like in the films*


    Lmao.

    EDIT - Forgot to mention that your evening meal tonight will be Steak, chips and peas followed by home made banana cake. Tomorrow is Full English breakfast.
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    I could go for that English breakfast.
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    What if all I want is a Saslou?



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    Sounds pretty awesome to me, as long as those divorce papers don't change their mind. That could get REALLY awkward. And I guess it would be even more awkward if you were pregnant as well. You'll be kicking yourself when one of those emails come back with job offers . I offer 10 dollars!!!
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    4 tvs?

    chips sound good. what are they exactly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by saslou View Post
    Unfortunately no job at the moment, yet you will get rejection emails/letters should they be bothered to tell you that on this occasion you have been unsucessful.
    I'll take that violin off your hands.

    I could use next time someone tells a sad story on Vent.
    Playing recorded music isn't nearly as classy, you see.
    Listen to me, baby, you got to understand, you're old enough to learn the makings of a man.

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    Wow, your life sounds worse than mine.

    No job, and you have kids, bills, divorce issues? Yikes.

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    How do you pay your expenses without a job?

    Why don't they hire you?
    Don't they find ESFJ's charming & agreeable?

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    Would you be interested in renting out your life? Or perhaps some sort of trial period?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgar View Post
    I'll take that violin off your hands.

    I could use next time someone tells a sad story on Vent.
    Playing recorded music isn't nearly as classy, you see.
    I am the proud owner of the worlds tiniest violin. So small it fits between two fingers and may be produced at any time to play sweet, sorrowful music(sarcasm as well at your discretion) FOR JUST THREE MINUSCULE PAYMENTS OF $19.95. IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES YOU WILL RECEIVE THIS VELVET LINED VIOLIN CASE ABSOLUTELY FREE, NORMALLY A ~$500 DOLLAR VALUE!

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