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    Patron Saint Of Smileys Gloriana's Avatar
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    Default I'm Gloriana, and I'm a Fluffaholic.

    It's been one day since my last posting of a fluff thread.

    Today was hard. I was looking around at all the other forums about psychology and other subjects that demand responses which are respectful to their serious themes, I tried to repress this destructive addiction to fluff. I wrote some things, serious things without a hint of facetiousness and I was NOT fluffy at all. I felt proud of this, but in the back of my mind I just kept thinking "I wonder what's going on down at the fluff zone...".

    Oh god, the fluff zone.

    Unless you're a fluffaholic, you have no idea what it's like. Imagine, you're sitting there with a genuine interest in the inner workings of individual psyches and how the MBTI can be something of a Rosetta stone for interpreting them. You WANT to talk about these things, but you're constantly fighting this urge to discuss things like what sorts of clothing would look best on ferrets, or how there really are toasters out there that want to kill their owners.

    Knowing damn well that if you start too many threads with titles like "100 Reasons Why The Sham-Wow Pitch Guy Is Creepy As Hell" or "Let's Write Some Songs About Our Favorite Cartoon Characters", you're going to get the rep which every serious message board user fears.

    A fluffer. Fluff-lover. Flufftard. Stupid fluffhead. Wholly unserious fluffhole.

    I'm trying to beat this. I know if I push it I'm going to be cast out, blacklisted, and restricted to the likes of 4chan or Icanhascheezburger. I know if I don't get a handle on my fluffaholism it's just going to get worse and before I know it I'm going to wake up one day to find my brain has literally turned into marshmallows and I'll only be able to communicate through l33t.

    I'm going to beat this, I really am.

    But for now, can we talk about what we would say if we were gonna prank call powerful world leaders, fascist dictators, or the Pope?

    Please?
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    12 and a half weeks BerberElla's Avatar
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    I feel your pain, I am a fluffaholic too, we can suffer together.


    They say the first step to recovery is to admit it to yourself, well guess what? I don't want to recover, fluff is good, fluff is awesome, fluff is life.
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    DeWitt - "Something far worse, she's an Idealist"

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    Gloriana, for this very moment in time, you are my favorite person ever.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Teehee

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    The moment passed, and now Trinity is my favorite.
    The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
    -anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii

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    Who needs words when there are emoticons!

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    Hi Gloriana. You sound like you'd be tons of fun to know in person.

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    Gloriana. You freaking rock.
    “I made you take time to look at what I saw and when you took time to really notice my flower, you hung all your associations with flowers on my flower and you write about my flower as if I think and see what you think and see—and I don't.”
    ― Georgia O'Keeffe

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    If you ask me, there hasn't to date been enough discussion about ferret clothing options. When will this issue ever be given the attention it deservies? I prefer a waistcoat and pantaloons, myself.
    Something Witty

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    I'm in favor of anyone who prevents me from being the fluffiest member here!

    I'm also in favor of pantaloons. The word. I'm not exactly sure what actual pantaloons look like.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

    Johari
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