So how many hydro-carbon oxide molecules are in fluffahol?
Actually, Fluffahol is constructed from hydro-carbon DIOXIDE molecules, making it similar to other fuels we're familiar with. I think it's something like 45-50 if I'm remembering my Fluffahol chemistry correctly.
It's a vastly underrated and ignored fuel, and it's really disgusting with all the need for alternative fuel choices right now. It's so unbelievably renewable, they're already developing ways to hook right into fluff threads such as this one and harness the energy they produce. They theorize that the energy created by one good fluff thread could power an average suburban home for up to 3 weeks.
The damn government won't fund the research though, they're all like "We want SERIOUS fuels, corn is SERIOUS, get out of here with the fluff". Stupid bastards.
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