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    Patron Saint Of Smileys Array Gloriana's Avatar
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    Default Burglar Alarms

    I'm about to go to bed, but I had this idea.

    I wish I could create a burglar alarm that would pwn all other burglar alarms. I want it so if anyone breaches any doors or windows in my house, all of a sudden they would be greeted with a barrage of sounds coming at them simultaneously at piercingly loud volume (but no so loud that it becomes one wall of noise), sounds including (but not limited to):

    Classic "burglar is here" siren.
    Dogs barking.
    "Jive Talking" by the Bee Gees.
    A can opener.
    Laser cannon sound effects from "Star Wars"
    Pissed off Gorillas.
    Pissed off Italian Grandmas.
    A loop of the burned-up guy from 'The Usual Suspects' yelling "KEYSER SOZE!!"
    Sounds of the Gremlins laughing.
    Barry White saying "Yeah baby" in smooth baritone.
    Rattling tin cans.
    Mozart's "Lacrimosa" sung by a chorus of people on helium.

    I don't even want this awesome burglar alarm to keep my house safe as much I want it because I want to capture someone trying to break in on video and then post their reaction on YouTube.
    "Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien

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    triple nerd score Array poppy's Avatar
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    Oh my goodness. The absurdity of the combination of those sound would be priceless.
    "There's no need to be embarrassed about it, Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees!"

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