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    I'm about to go to bed, but I had this idea.

    I wish I could create a burglar alarm that would pwn all other burglar alarms. I want it so if anyone breaches any doors or windows in my house, all of a sudden they would be greeted with a barrage of sounds coming at them simultaneously at piercingly loud volume (but no so loud that it becomes one wall of noise), sounds including (but not limited to):

    Classic "burglar is here" siren.
    Dogs barking.
    "Jive Talking" by the Bee Gees.
    Yodeling.
    A can opener.
    Laser cannon sound effects from "Star Wars"
    Pissed off Gorillas.
    Pissed off Italian Grandmas.
    A loop of the burned-up guy from 'The Usual Suspects' yelling "KEYSER SOZE!!"
    Sounds of the Gremlins laughing.
    Barry White saying "Yeah baby" in smooth baritone.
    Rattling tin cans.
    Mozart's "Lacrimosa" sung by a chorus of people on helium.

    I don't even want this awesome burglar alarm to keep my house safe as much I want it because I want to capture someone trying to break in on video and then post their reaction on YouTube.
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    Oh my goodness. The absurdity of the combination of those sound bites...it would be priceless.
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