I'm about to go to bed, but I had this idea.
I wish I could create a burglar alarm that would pwn all other burglar alarms. I want it so if anyone breaches any doors or windows in my house, all of a sudden they would be greeted with a barrage of sounds coming at them simultaneously at piercingly loud volume (but no so loud that it becomes one wall of noise), sounds including (but not limited to):
Classic "burglar is here" siren.
"Jive Talking" by the Bee Gees.
A can opener.
Laser cannon sound effects from "Star Wars"
Pissed off Gorillas.
Pissed off Italian Grandmas.
A loop of the burned-up guy from 'The Usual Suspects' yelling "KEYSER SOZE!!"
Sounds of the Gremlins laughing.
Barry White saying "Yeah baby" in smooth baritone.
Rattling tin cans.
Mozart's "Lacrimosa" sung by a chorus of people on helium.
I don't even want this awesome burglar alarm to keep my house safe as much I want it because I want to capture someone trying to break in on video and then post their reaction on YouTube.