Due to certain incongruities in the polling/thread process(es) I would like to demand:
1) The list of choices be edited, or rather, augmented to include myself(including separate entries for any previous names I've had)
2) Jeffster and Amargith be removed from the list
3) The votes be reset and fifteen votes automatically added to my name for reparatory purposes.
Reparations? You'll have to provide proof of Native American or Jewish ancestry, I would think.
“Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba…”