Ok you guys I have a very serious question for all of you. I'm thinking about proposing to my longtime girlfriend this coming weekend and I need some advice from you people, my most trusted friends.
Being the daredevil that I am I have already purchased the ring from a very nice machine near the door of a restaurant where I often eat in my spare time. I've actually stopped drinking milkshakes from there though in preparation of this momentous occasion in my life and in so doing have managed to lose a good 30 lbs in the past 3 weeks. I am now the proud owner of an awesome athletic build at 350 lbs at 5'6".
I'm still a little nervous about it though, so do you all think that I should propose to her at my coming Lucha wrestling match or at the end of a showing of the new Public Enemies movie? I have already seen the movie so I'm leaning towards the former at the moment because I love Johnny Depp a lot but not another 3 hours worth.
Oh, and by "girlfriend" I of course mean Megan Fox. And by "longtime" I mean I've never actually met her in my life.
Advice, you guys?! I'm getting nervous here!