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    Question If you were God...

    If you were God, (insert blank)

    If I were God, Chianti would sprout forth from fountains instead of water, Personal Pan Pizzas would be imperative to human nutrition, and the Titans and Olympians would have to resolve their differences, lest they all end up like Sisyphus. Or perhaps this better fits under, "If I were the principle..."

    And if you were God?

    Edit: Would it have been better to start this in the fluff zone?
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    i would own Guess jeans

    i would probably be very bored cuz i could do anything i want...wth

    i'd create a door to hell and label it as heaven and door to heaven labeled as hell. then watch the fun begin. then id feel bad for the heaveners going to hell so i would snap my fingers, wipe their memories and send them to heaven 2.0

    id want the old god to come back so i could leave and have fun

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    christ (literally) you silly entp you already want to go on vacation??? You have been god for less than a paragraph.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ne-Monster View Post
    christ (literally) you silly entp you already want to go on vacation??? You have been god for less than a paragraph.
    LOL

    whaaaat...what do i do as god? i know what happened, i know whats happening, i know what will happen....for all teh people praying ill be like "bitches...you done it, you deserve it...heres some complementary god-flavoured ice cream...now boogie"

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    I'd spawn numerous lesser gods and incite them against each other. I'd have my very own mount Olympus filled with heavenly intrigue. Meanwhile I'd walk around amidst mortals all day, disguised as one of them. Unbeknownst to the other gods.

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    "Ray when someone asks you 'Are you a god?', you say YES!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by kendoiwan View Post
    "Ray when someone asks you 'Are you a god?', you say YES!"
    LOL great movie

    If I was a God, I'd erase everyone's relationship memories after a relationship ends and make it so that people get more idealistic the older you get, rather than the other way around.

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    I would live life pretty much the way I already do. The only thing I would change would be my appearance, aptitudes, and things like that. It would basically be a makeover, nothing high and grand; to play a game without rules would get boring.
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    Would it be more fun to put a limit on God's power (paradoxical?)? How about...God in this definition experiences time and space as we do...as in, unable to foresee the future past intuition, unable to be everywhere at once, unable to see every individual's actions. But he still retains the power to end or begin lives, to grant wishes (like a genie), and exists as an immortal. Of course, these wishes must be within the constraints of his own physical limitations (i.e. cannot allow one to see the future, to do something as silly as be all-knowing, etc.).
    "In the game of chess, you can never let your opponent see your pieces."

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    Well if I was a demi-god, I would just go around doing superhero stuff.
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